Ladies, and gents.. Ladyboys and boygirls welcome to the HDAccess Orphanage. So this is how this shall work.
You post who you want to be.. A grandad, step-dad, uncle, sister, brother, (WHAT-EVER). You write why you should be who you choice to be. After that you shall write who you are looking for an doing so you might find another user, who you shall or they shall adopt you as family.
For writing up who you want to be and why you should be adopted you get 2000 karma. For adopting or been adopted leads to both users getting 5000 karma as well as an offical HDAccess adoption paper.
So what are you waiting for? Let the Orphans run for family... (Cover? Die hard... )